First World Problems Of A Stay At Home Mom
- I woke up 2 hrs before the kids. I wasted quality sleep.
- I’m out of caffeine.
- The children expect to be fed at least 3 times a day.
- I am running late for something, as usual.
- WHERE IS YOUR OTHER SHOE?!
- I can’t find the DVR remote. How am I going to do anything if I don’t have SpongeBob on demand to occupy the children?
- The baby took off her diaper in her crib at nap time. She had pooped.
- Laundry
- I just poured the kids’ cereal, only to discover that I’m out of milk.
- I have to go grocery shopping…with the children.
- Another toy is clogging the toilet, yet someone pooped in it anyway.
- I woke up later than the toddlers. They found my craft drawer.
- Why must I listen to the kids fight over which one gets which color cup?!
- The baby is poopy. DAMN IT! I’m out of diapers.
- The parents in McDonald’s play area keep trying to talk to me about their kids.
- I forgot to lay out dinner.
- Hubby didn’t take out the trash. It’s full and the trash can is by the road.
- Someone colored on my couch.
- My corkscrew is missing.
- There is nothing interesting to read on the interwebz.
- I have a stomach virus.
- The children have a stomach virus.
- I’m out of wine.
- The kids finally learned to open the doors on their own.
- Baby gates are no longer effective.
(These are not necessarily all mine. I compiled the list from other SAHMs, as well.)
Tell me yours and I might add them to the list!
*Disclaimer: I am very well aware that I did not create the “First World Problems” meme. Not claiming to, either. There are a lot of FWP of SAHM posts out there. Just clarifying.
So funny. Then there’s the pet related ones….
- The dog puked and I stepped in it… the kids thought it was funny.
- The toddler got into the dog food again. A little kibble doesn’t hurt does it?!
- Last night the baby slept through the night, unfortunately the dog got up every hour because it had diarrhea.
Thanks for the laughs.
Thank you, made me smile.
-I’ve only just finished the breakfast washing up and they are asking what is for lunch!
-Having after much cajoling, whinging and whining, have persuaded the youngest to do her homework only to discover she has left it at school.
-We have a invisible child in the house who goes by the name Notme, he/she creates havoc, makes messes and causes endless squabbles. And I don’t know who let him/her in , it wasn’t me!
HOW HOW HOW could you let yourself run out of caffeine and wine??? Not ok. Not ok at all.
Perfect, perfect! I have said all of this…maybe even all of them today!!!! LOL
Sharon
I think I say ALMOST all of them EVERYday!
I laughed, I laughed then I laughed lol Nice!
I’m glad you get pleasure from my pain!!! Just kidding! Glad you liked it!
LOL! I especially love “WHERE IS YOUR OTHER SHOE” – funny post!! x
I ask that question, literally, 3+ times a day. It’s ridiculous. How does one shoe end up under the bed and the other in the car?